'2012' trailer without special effects (video)

Last week TV networks aired what's thought to be the biggest mass preview for a movie ever organized -- showing the trailer for Roland Emmerich's "2012" near simultaneously on three major broadcasters and 89 cable networks, local stations and Spanish-language networks.

But what if you take out all the special effects and just focus on the movie's quality acting and dialog?

Here's the (much shorter) result, featuring a special guest appearance by an old friend...

Is it just me, or does your average crank posting an Arnold  Schwarzenegger parody on YouTube do a more credible impression of the California governor than the one in this $200 million movie?