Five TCA one-liners

A few of the most notable head-turning panel comments from the Television Critics Association press tour....

-- "Is this where Karl Rove sat? Because I don't want to get AIDS" –"Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane, taking the stage after the former White House strategist

-- "Have you been to the Midwest?" -- "Desperate Housewives" creator Marc Cherry on whether having a character gain weight because she had kids is insulting to mothers

-- “I would put her in a coma” -- “Ugly Betty” showrunner Silvio Horta to “Grey’s Anatomy” creator Shonda Rhimes, regarding Katherine Heigl's Emmy withdrawl comments

-- “As long as I'm not kissing a black man” – “Dexter” star Michael C. Hall on whether his family is comfortable with him playing a serial killer.

-- "I think it's pretty lame when you let your vampire go out during the day just because you don't want to shoot at night” – HBO’s “True Blood” showrunner Alan Ball, on CBS’ canceled vampire drama "Moonlight"